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granted, u get a break to have an one hour nap every day i wish somebody else would clean up the kitchen after i was doing the cooking

granted, but then again u accidentally offend the wife of an Arabic Sheik and that was the last thing u did on earth i wish the wish i had was a wish i could write down here

granted, but now u r gay and no longer interested in the game... i wish for a new plant

(Quote) no, i was strictly talking about ur wish and u^^ granted, now they r worth less than an US Dollar i wish for another great F1 race on next weekend

granted, he pilfers all ur ships and flies that last one directly into a sun (but he forgot how to resurrect afterwards) - leaving u all alone in a leaking space suit in Pittsburgh orbit... i wish for a Döner

lol granted, she is orbiting the moon i wish the gammelfleisch sellers would be forced to eat all their gammelfleisch

granted, but instead u have to eat all of it i wish there would be left some of that lasagne from today's dinner

lol - u seemed to have had way too much of that gammelfleisch, dont u?^^ granted, ur home sinks in it i wish for a great summer this year

lol - actually we do not own an AC (not needed here) granted, it is so clever it left earth before we destroy it i wish for another cup of coffee (bl**dy forgot to buy some yesterday^^)

granted, now he f**cked up the wheels and replaced them with bricks i wish for some sunny beaches where i live

granted, but it tastes very bitter and so sour, that it does numb ur tongue for the next year i wish that there wasn't any birdsh*t on that sunny beach

granted, but it makes u go right into jail for illegal possession of firearms i wish for a beer

light beer? aaaarrggghhh....yuck! granted, but its for Chinese market only and u cannot play it. i wish for an idea of a great birthday present for Mrs. Hägar

granted, now he loves u as much as a green frog can do^^ i wish for a peaceful Easter

granted, but ur group members r all retards and shoot u in the back i wish for a great bbq party with sausages, hamburgers and steak this weekend

lol - i'll tell that viking not to come^^ granted, prices in Brussels r lower than nowhere else - but u live in Greenland. i wish for more beer (party guests seem to be very thirsty)

granted, u invent a new type of wheel with four equal sized edges and claim that it will work great as long as roads get adapted to it i wish for some headache pills

granted, Spiky. but ur new personality is helpless against ur old one and dies for some strange smelling reason. i wish somebody else cleans the garden from the remains of that yesterday bbq.

granted, now they hate just u^^ i wish that Mrs Hägar calms down after finding Lucy doing my work in the garden^^

granted, but nobody places a bounty on u and pirates will never be online while u r - finally u get bored and go taxing urself, then afterwards arresting urself for piracy i wish that Lucy and Spiky don't know where we live