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granted, but Big Ben clock tower is now missing its clock... i wish i would get a decent refund of income tax

granted, now u broke ur game disk and the installation, what makes the key useless i wish for a marzipan cake

granted, but it will cost u 100 mill for ammo i wish for someone to clean my car (inside)

granted, u get that corrupted marzipan cake from my earlier wish i wish for a pizza

banana slices on pizza - yuck! granted, the cat is now scratching ur legs i wish my upload speed would be bigger

granted, it takes some of ur physical parts *cough, cough*^^ i wish i hadn't accidentally broken one of Mrs Hägar's favourite plates

my lovely Mrs Hägar's nose? no! granted, a flying ship passes ur bedroom window and Cpt. Hook kidnaps u to Neverland

granted, now the taxes r a fortune to pay i wish that i get a parking space wherever i want and as soon i get there by car

granted, u have been on a Tokio Hotel concert instead i wish for a peaceful Sunday

granted, but they taste bitter and even the cookie monster doesn't like them i wish for a new eBook reader

granted, but u lost ur licence and can only watch i wish the Heinzelmännchen would write my software while i sleep

granted, they r about 3.5 years old i wish to be a good cook

granted, the last remaining one is always sitting next to u (and leaving me alone^^) i wish to be able to watch all the good films in cinema for free

granted, but u lost all ur hair and ur skin remains scarred over i wish for a VIP pass to all the F1 races this year

granted, but its a dinky car i wish for a dog shit free town (don't ask what just happened^^)

granted, now ants come to see for the dead body (and the rest of the house^^) i wish that plants wouldn't just fall into a decline, when my Mrs tells me to water them while she is away^^

he probably was just missing a good smoke^^ granted, spring starts here, but u move to the southern hemisphere and seriously experience the begin of autumn i wish for some hot cherry sauce to that vanilla ice cream i am having now

granted, but it's not really chocolate^^ i wish for a legal way to silence my neighbours

that doesn't seem to work, i am still noisy^^ granted, they correctly track u all the time (including ur own ones) i wish that rain would stop and sun is shining

granted, but it is nailed to a tree and u have to share with the birds in winter i wish for a win in the lottery (again^^)