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Teacher asks little Fritz:If there are 3 little birds on the top of the roof and you shoot two times, how many birds are left.Fritz answers: None!His teacher, she asks him why?Fritz says, after first gunfire, they will all fly away. Teacher says, great, this is not the answer I was expecting but I like your way of thinking.Fritz says again, I do also have a question for you if you don't mind.3 Girls are sitting in a restaurant, one is licking her ice-cream, the second is biting into her ice-cre…

FOR THE WOMENA woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came late,no matter how she tried to stop him. Take my advice,said the neighbor, and do what I did.Once my husband came home at three oclock in the morning,and from my bed.I called out.is that you Jim?And that cured himCured him! asked the women, but how? The neighbor said,You see,his name is Bill.