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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.Man (to Waitress): Morning!Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!Man: Well, what've you got?Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sau…