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An irishmans walks into a pet and says to the shopkeeper "have you got any wasps for sale" "Im sorry", says the shopkeeper "but this is a pet shop and we do not sell wasps in here." The irishman replies "well thats funny you had two in the window yesterday"

Well i was walking though the local shopping centre the other day and could not believe what I saw. This blind man was throwing his guide dog round and round his head, well the poor thing looked like it was about to die.I had to say something to him, with the amount of time and charity money it takes to train these lovely dogs to help blind people lead a normal life. As i aproached him, trying to dodge the poor hound i called out ,"hey mister, what the hell are you doing, your going to kill the…