What did Jane the lesbian frog say to Christine the other lesbian frog while Jane was lickin Christine? MMMMmmm, it really DOES taste like chicken! One day, a blonde walked in to a hardware store and asked the clerk for a really good chainsaw that could get 25 trees or so down in a day. So, the clerk says ok and leads to the chainsaw that could do it, and she pays for it and leaves. The next day, the blonde comes back and says, "HEY!, this stupid piece of junk chainsaw could only get a small tr…