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Walter Smith is standing at the pearly gates waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through his Big Book to see if Walter is worthy of entering.Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to him: "You know, Walter, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life but, then again, it appears that you never did anything really bad either. Tell you what I'll do, if you can tell me of just one REALLY good deed that you did during your lifetime,…

Things you would never know without the movies: All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555... The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love... All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of t…