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I've just watched Chuck Norris in Actor's Studio, and i'm impressed by the number of critics towards him, if he's a fake or not. Now, this guy is one of my childhood heroes, and lots of things i've learned from his sayings, like "A true friend never separate you from a fight, he comes with a flying kick." In your opinion what do you think about Chuck Norris. Is he the MAN? or simply a wannabe Bruce Lee? Now I would like to know whether other nationalities are also starting to know about him and…

Lol. While browsing throught the web, i've found the font of those lines. Lemme list a few more: 1Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 3Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 5There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. 6Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. 7The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Hear…

Lemme give u my collection. *Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. *Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. *Most peo…

Oh my god! i didn't knew such thing was possible! I DARE YOU TO DO MORE THAN THIS IN THE SPAM FORUM!! And cutting and pasting the post won't count.

I think i've breaked some post writing time as well, lol. These lines aren't my full collection, i've just picked the best ones. I had to read the full database, that's about over 900 lines. I think i took over one hour to finish writing Now u just wait to see my Mr. T collection

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Yup, it's amazing the amount of jokes of Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel and McGyver

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