Chuck Norris jokes are told everywhere, there are hundreds of them. *Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. *Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice. *Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. *How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Chuck prefers to kill in the dark. *Behind every successful man is his wife, behind every dead man is Chuck Norris. *Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar, the bar immediately explodes: nothing in the world can contain that level of awesom…