OMG. Nothing else to say. This was shocking OMG. OMGOMGOMG Aswers: 1. No you aren't missing anything, you are in the middle of it lol2. Ask the doctor.3. Doesnt sound like a joke4. IDK5. We put sugar and milk in his coffee 6. He isnt smoking grass. You can find grass in cows mouth. Maybe he smokes marihuana or cigaretts, but not grass (i know that grass=marihuana, im just joking)7. We will see. I think i answered evrything logically