Silas an Sally are screwing out in the cornfield. All of a sudden, it starts to rain, causing the couple to slide around in the mud. After five minutes, Silas asks ,"Honey, am I in you or in the mud?". "You're in the mud," says Sally, after feeling around. Silas readjusts himself. Another minute later, he asks the same question again. "In me, baby, in me," Sally cooed. "Well, would you mind helping me put it back in the mud again?"