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A guy dies in a car accident. When he wakes up, he finds to his great dismay that he is standing in front of the Devil in Hell.Satan: Why so glum?Guy: Why do you think? I'm dead and gone to Hell!Satan: Hell's not so bad. It can be a lot of fun here. Do you drink?Guy: I love to drink.Satan: Then you'll love Mondays; all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness. And we don't worry about hangovers because you're dead anyway.Guy: Sounds great!Satan: You a smoker?Guy: You better believe it!Satan: …

Heres somethin i saw recently, reminds me of my chat prowess (thats why they call me "jibbers"). Dunno if it translates to Euros well, but it's purty good with those whose first language is English. _________________________________________ "Typogycemia is not, as you may think, a blooddisorder. It refers to the remarkable powers of thehuman mind, which is why you will be able to read thefollowing paragraph without difficulty." "I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrdwhat I was rdani…