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It's time us geeks put up or shut up. What is your best pickup line you have used on a girl? I have a few but only one for now...Look at her, smile, and say... "I'm going to have to call the universe, and let them know one of their stars is missing." Corny, I know... but this is just the beginning

Your responses are...interesting, but one-line introductions to any girl is a art form that requires skill and timing. Depending on the girl, you one line intro needs to match her. Some guys are more concerned with their own looks rather than hers...and would say something like, "My God, you would look so good standing beside me." Some guys are hopeless romantics and would say something like, "You have a face with a view, and I could just swim in those beautiful eyes." Then there's guys like us…

(Quote from SA_ARROW) ...you have my sympathies because she's put you in the middle between her and your friend...ouch Arrow, maybe you could ask her what pickup lines she's heard in the past...Or maybe ask her what pickup lines she uses on guys...

(Quote from Michael) I would walk right up to her, smile, and say..."Hello I'm uncleglennie and I'm the grand prize." ...then I would ask her the question..."Don't you think you're a little overdressed?" ...then hand her a blindfold and tell her this is all she needs to wear...I wouldn't want to scare her with my big Edison Trent

that video sucks... Let's make our own guys...I'll grab the video camera, Micheal you bring the prizes, Arrow you be the judge, and OP you bring the towels and lotion. I think the winner should look like Juni.

LOL...Ryder, bloody brilliant piece of prose my fine swashbuckler... This thread IS intended to collect some great pickup lines...cheers for your contribution...keep it coming or is that her line... I've got one line to add to your topic..."Lets be frank my dear, you can swab the deck or yank my plank."

You notice two cute girls at the bar... One of them gets up and heads to the washroom, but on the way you step in front of her to stop her and say... "I noticed you two beauties sitting at the bar, and I was going to ask you for your friends name so I could introduce myself to her while you were in the john, but I realize that would be a big mistake." She asks, "Why's that a mistake?" You say, "Because I see now that I'd be a fool not to see that you're the real beautie, and I should get your n…

(Quote from SA_ARROW) The stats show that it really works on French-Canadian girls... BTW...I have used this trick and had some success, but that was years ago. Success rate goes up with the greater amount of alcohol consumed. CFPD...Just wondering what is the punishment for flying drunk in my CF ship in Sirius?

Hey Arrow...let me tell you that there is nothing more delicious than a girl whispering sexy things in french into your ear...

What about the rest of you geeks...any good pickup lines? Here is some help...What would you say to Juni if you met her?

Who cares about the equipment room Micheal...just strap her to your pink eagle, expose her nebula, and tell her to grab your thruster. You will have to stop her laughing first...at the small size of your weapons array or the naked pictures of Lonigan you keep in your ship's cockpit. Only joking...I know you really have a crush on King. Juni's nebula...where nomad has gone before...