Uber defender using dude (U.S.S.R ships rule), you'll get used to it. You won't understand squat of it, but you can always pretend you do And yes it still remains to this very day of our lives, VERY confusing.
If I ever see a thread that has 1 question sorta "I have <problem>, how can I fix it" and 2 replies giving you some advice on how to fix it, and another one for a "Thanks, it works perfectly", I won't eat for a whole day (and that means a lot to me).