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granted, u wake up in the evening and everybody tells u what a sunny day u have been missing.. i wish for a good joke that makes me laugh.

granted, but on ur first use of this knowledge u create a time paradox by killing ur father before he met ur mother. i wish for another computer and the place to put it somewhere into my office.

granted, it has been tattooed with hot needles right into ur *** and also into ur **** i wish for some vanilla ice cream

granted - u leave one when u run into a closed door. i wish for a beer pipeline ending in my kitchen...