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A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation."The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there."The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"The old f…