No but I did properly love my motorbike until she left me. Unfortunately she left me when we were doing about 70 mph and turned herself into a pile of scrap metal. Have you ever hallucinated? (proper hallucinations none of this wobbly walls or vivid colours rubbish)
Nope, have been pillion on a bike at about 160 mph or so I was told, I was a bit busy holding on to look for myself. I not going to incriminate myself by saying how fast I have been while in control. Have u....shaved someone while they were asleep?