If your looking for a fast way to oblivion, try making my pirate punch: 1 quart of 151 rum2 cans of (Goya) Cream of Coconut2 quarts of orange juice Mix well, cover and put into freezer for three hours. Keep in freezer until depleted. It goes down smooth - cold at first and then heats up when it hits bottom - too much of it will leave you wondering what happened to your clothes - I've been there and it ain't pretty. I recommend that you do not consume more than six ounces over a four hour period…