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Posts by ZyreX
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Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
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Alone at Last - I fight all this tears
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AGE of vagina :
16 - 19 Genuine
20 - 28 Service
29 - 36 Tune Up
37 - 45 Repair
46 - 55 Over haul
56 - 60 Under carriage
61 - 70 Totally Break down n buy new one! -
Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
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DepecheMode - Enjoy The Silence
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Dream Theater - Pull me under
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tylko dla Twojej informacji
Miko_PL on jest z polski, n jest on teraz w IFC ..
Przepraszam mój język polski jest tak źle
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E Nomine - Das Tier In Mir (Wolfen)
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David Cook - The Time Of My Life
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Two Triple O - Just One Night
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The Used - Hard to Say
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Travis - Closer
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Frank Sinatra - Moonriver
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Timbaland feat One Republic - Apologize
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now switching to 'Good Charlotte feat A7x - The River '
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Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
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Congrats... **cheers
