and pineapple, ham and bacon deep fried
Posts by Avenger
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passed it, cpu ai is crap
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bg2 and dx
completed bg2 over umm 75 times now and the expansion around 30
dx around hmm 200+ times
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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked:
"What do you have under the newspaper, mister?""A little bird," the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. The last thing I remember was that I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the little bird he had hidden under his newspaper and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
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baby dragon and he could play with
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webbed feet, his feet cracked and he
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by the name of pengu, he got
(pengu LOL)
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but he got transported to outerworld and
(i know hese a god, but in outerworld hese a mortal ;))
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suffacation 1 apple is needed
no screaming+ economically efficient
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an idea rose up: kill them all
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then asteroid is back but thunder storm
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meat dropping down from the heavens, wrong
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burned like the sun, slowly dissapating, asteroid
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman
"Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
I've just found out that my
younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double
vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like
women?" "Yeah, my sister..."
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the earth they saw something coming down
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throw stuff at me from its blowhole
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my pocket and i cant get it
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