Posts by Eclipsya
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SMG- Sirius Marauders Gang- we own Hiruga
wellcome to CF
good luck out there
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mmmuuahahahah
i've learnerd hic* my lesson... now i have small rum stores all hic* over sirius
mmuuahahhaha....mmuuahahahh...
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i could manage to recover some Rum from Lucy oO
it will be a pleasure to share some with ya!
welcome back arrr
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granted, but u get blind before u can see them.
i wish 10 mill tax for children of crete
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wellcome to CF
good luck out there!
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ocasion. Then they
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i'm sorry i couldn't make it
i hope you guys/gals had funn
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I just got the same problem, can't connect from my PC since yesterday, seams I lost the MSINET.OCX file (really weird [2] )
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nice job!
good luck with your recruitment
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"don't let the pirates get ya "
... and don't let cops get you with BMG
wellcome to CF and good luck out there
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Wellcome SA
Good luck out there
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there you are my pictures, before and after
and this is for Myric
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Merry Christmas and a Happy 2009 for all of you
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The teacher on a biology class room:
-Hyena is an animal that lives in the center of Africa, its necrophagous, reproduce its self once per year and emits a vocalization similar to a mens laugh sound.
Now, we will see...
Lucy, did you understood the explanation?
-Oh, yes teacher. Hyena is an animal that lives in the center of Africa, its necrophagous, it makes love once per year and emits a vocalization similar to a mens laugh sound.
-well done Lucy. And you Argos? Did you understand it?
-Yes teacher. Hyena lives far away, somewhere in Africa, eats rotten meat, haves fun once per year, and laugh like a men.
-Good Argos...its more or less like that, but you understood the lesson.
-And Jack, did you understood it?
-Teacher, theres one thing that I dont understand... hyena lives far like hell, it only eats shit, has one f*ck per year... and still laughing!? Of what??!
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In the classroom of the sixth year ...
The teacher asked to the class:
- What is the part of the human body that increases almost ten times its size when stimulated?
No one answered, until Natasha stood up, angry, and said:
- You should not ask this kind of question for those children in 6th class. I will tell my parents, and they will talk to the director, and he will dismiss you, based on SCA (Statute of the Child and Adolescent)! And the Guardianship Councils will call you to get arrested!
For Natasha's amazement, the teacher not only ignored her as did the question again.
- What is the part of the body which increases by ten times its size when stimulated? Anyone knows?
Finally, Rodrigo got up, looked around and said:
The part of the body that increases ten times its size when stimulated is the pupil.
The teacher said: - Well done, Rodrigo!
Then teacher turned around to Natasha and said:
- What about you, girl, I have three things to say:1st: you have a very dirty mind for your age;
2nd: you didnt read your lesson from home;
and the 3rd: ... TEN TIMES??!! Ah ah ah ah! I also wanted. One day you will get much, but muuuuch disappointed, did you heard little girl?
