Posts by Morti Shun

Yngwie Malmsteen - Concerto for Electric Guitar and Orchestra in E flat minor.

Dairy Milk!

Tactical rocket strike or Special forces explosives deployment?

Black suit, red tie. I scare people by shadwoing them in the street. I should shave my head, it would add to the effect.

Dirty Harry's Magnum

Poleaxe or Warhammer?

A little one I cooked up:

Errr? Rifle is a gun........so....errr....both...I guess.

Hand cannon (Gas operated custom Desert Eagle sort of thing) or Machine pistol?

Seventh (heard of them?) - My Life

Muse - Hysteria (if you can sing as high as Matt Bellamy)

The chorus gives it away.

Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast

Smoke and fly.

Muse or Radiohead?

Colossal-Wolfmother

Chuck Norris jokes are told everywhere, there are hundreds of them.

*Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

*Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.

*Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

*How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Chuck prefers to kill in the dark.

*Behind every successful man is his wife, behind every dead man is Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar, the bar immediately explodes: nothing in the world can contain that level of awesome.

Slippers

Yngwie Malmsteen-Cry No More

Mars (warmer)

Bungee Jumping or Skydiving?

Solar sails

Mezon Gun or Antimatter ray

Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile

then...

White Rose Movement- Alsatian

doubt, do everything yourself.

Exterminatus or Inquisitional Investigation?

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

trade lane (more rings in case of accidental cancelling)