Posts by SWAT_XL-R8R

  • New Jokes

    similar to the last is that one...


    "Mom, can i wear a bikini next summer????"
    "No, Carl!"


    or that one..


    "Mom, we had a line Cocain during playing Counterstrike..."
    WHAT?? You play CS??" :D

  • LotR :D

    For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some (non-)survival tips.



    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
    2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
    3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
    4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
    5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
    6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
    7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
    8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
    9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
    10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
    11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
    12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
    13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
    14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
    15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
    16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
    17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
    18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
    19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
    20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.



    hrhr... i think, i´ll test some of them.. :evil:

  • Gaming mouse

    my intelly explorer is running on an EG_pad ^-^


    but Rat-Pads are also good... especially cos they are very large. such one will come along with the "Boomslang 2500".

  • Call of Duty

    i am eehm.. "testing" it now for over a week :D the different mods are good... and yes.. the pure deathmatch ist not that fun...


    But "behind enemy lines" or "TDM" are really fun. especially when sniper rifles are deactivated by the server (cos evrybody is gonna camping with it) but i think it wont take long till some other good mods (MoD´s ^-^) will appear and of course, it depends on the maps, but dont worry, some are really damn cool (mp_Pavlov or the french village, dont know its name)


    the other two mods "Seek and destroy" and "Recovery" are damn camperstrike-like o_O game duration 5 min when you die u have to wait till next the round begins.
    ---> no one tries to accomplish mission objectives and only want to kill the other team (what also means a victory) its not that fun.

  • Call of Duty

    i finished it last weekend... :(


    man... 24 Missions... running trough like nothing o_O


    the part as russian driving a T-34 was n1 :->


    well... i think, it wont take long till there is a MP-mod with Tank-battles available :D

  • Call of Duty

    Does anyone of you have "Call of Duty"?
    I bought it cos of the amazing SP... ( but it doesnt take long to finish it :( ) but is has also a nice MP :D


    so just tell me.. what do u think about it??? Do you like it?