A woman is a person who looks always in a mirror, but not when try to park a car A beauty woman is- paradise for the eyes- hell for soul- purgatory for purse(Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle; french author (1657-1757))
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."