Corrupt Wish Game

granted, but these are a new variety never tested before and your headache turns into pain you never had before

I wish I wouldn't be so mean

granted, Spiky. but ur new personality is helpless against ur old one and dies for some strange smelling reason.

i wish somebody else cleans the garden from the remains of that yesterday bbq.

granted, Lucy in a maid dress rawr

I wish the Dutch wouldn't hate Germans so much

granted, now they hate just u^^

i wish that Mrs Hägar calms down after finding Lucy doing my work in the garden^^

hell yeah granted!

I wish mercs would hunt me down if I had a bounty, pirates actually tax me and not run away and uuhmm... yeah

granted, but nobody places a bounty on u and pirates will never be online while u r - finally u get bored and go taxing urself, then afterwards arresting urself for piracy

i wish that Lucy and Spiky don't know where we live

Granted, but by some freak accident they move in to your neighbor`s places & still find out where you live.

I wish for coffee.

granted, but.... if you've ever seen Austin Powers, you know whats really in it

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early today -.-

Granted... you don`t go to sleep at all

I wish for a wish that can`t be corrupted by any means.

Granted... But they all get corrupted

I wish i did not require sleep

granted, but after 10 days without sleep u drop dead.

i wish to find that heap error in FLHook.

granted... only to discover that this particular error unleashed a deadly virus which kills you

I wish I had the new Blink 182 album already

Granted, but it`s a pirated copy & you get prosecuted for piracy & have your balls removed.

I wish for anything (and it`ll satisfy me)

granted, u get everything and die a glorious dead by a bit of tooth paste

i wish for a new printer

Granted - it`s a woodblock printer

I wish for a 36 hour day

Granted, but you still need 8h of sleep out of 24h. (permanent jet lag)

I wish the snow would finish melting already.

granted, turns out it wasn't snow but the sperm bank just exploded^^

I wish I didn't have a wicked mind