I had the chance to watch the latest Scifi movies and well... time for a short review.
If you didnt watch them yet.... close this thread... yes... there are going to be spoilers.
Lets start with Independence Day 2.
Its bigger... with more effects and more... well... ahh... its recycled bullshit.
I really loved Independence Day when it came into the cinemas in 1996 but 20 years later the only thing they managed to do is to recycle an old movie.
The aliens are back... with bigger ship and bigger guns... and an alien queen which is dumb enough to personally try to destroy an alien supercomputer which came to earth to rescue mankind?!?
Yes... yes... thats an idea stolen from Falling skies...but nvm.
Ok... but this time mankind is prepared.... they have reverse engineered alien tech during the past 20 years just to do the same stupid mistakes again.
Yes... first launch an airstrike against the mother ship (didnt work in 1996 and also wont work in 2016) and then try to blow up the mothership with fusion bombs (back in 1996 they tried it with nuclear bombs).
The movie is full of effects and dumb like hell.
Just like in 1996 a brave pilot had the suicide job to carry the bomb with his fighter straight to the (how do I call that thing)... ehmm queen personal luxury liner which ejected from the mother ship. This suicide pilot of course was President Bill Pullment who recently won the Brexit votes.
What other bullshit do we get to see?
Did I already mention the alien supercomputer which travels to earth and forgets to say "hi, please dont shoot at me"? Yeah... that super intelligent computer was instantly shot down by humans.
While this computer and its ship are supposed to be a threat to the original aliens from 1996 its surprising how easy its ship was blown up the earthlings.
I would have expected more from something that is so advanced. Especially I wouldnt have expected a large white ball that gets rolled around by us earthlings.
Even more ridiculous are completely unneccessary scenes such as the dramatic death scene of an unknown scientist.... hell I have no idea who that guy really was... that guy was unimportant... to waste 3 minutes of the movie to see this guy die... geez.
Remember the kids in the 1996 movie?
They are the heroes 20 years later... they of course became pilots just to kick the queens ass.
And now that the queen is dead they will carry the war with the help of the alien super computer to the enemy.... into an intergalactic war with even more queens and even bigger ships and.... ahhh... im not going to watch independence day 3.
Independence Day 2 was aweful to watch... its the same warmed up story from 20 years ago... with some old characters that are doing the same old jokes and comments as 20 years ago and a few new characters which are absolutely uninteresting. There are even many characters in that movie which serve no real purpose (I still dont understand what jeff goldblums dad was doing in that movie). The movie follows exactly the same storyline and structure as the movie in 1996.... its definitely a copy of that.
The bigger is better attitude doesnt fit well... it makes alot stuff absolutely unrealistic.
A space ship with the size of the atlantic ocean (it lands on the entire atlantic ocean) would be so heavy and big that it would cause catastrophc weather events that destoyed the entire planet. Its mass would have an incredible heavy influence on pretty much everything. Its weight would crush the earth crust.
And the drill hole.... oh... I didnt mention the drill hole yet. The aliens were drilling to the earth core to extract it in order to build new ships. Dont worry they were stopped 2 minutes before reaching the core (tzzz... if anyone actually would know how long the aliens need to drill... and we dont even know exactly how big the core really is).
The drill hole was just one mile wide?
Ok... let me say it this way...Its great that the aliens were defeated and that the mothership automatically left earth after the queen was dead.... BUT... a one mile wide drill hole reaching almost down to the earths core would worry me. #supervulcano
Ok... and if not a supervulcano then I would at least be worried about such a large drill hole in the middle of an ocean. Do you know what happens when large amounts of water get in contact with hot magma?
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To sum it up... meh