I Love These Two.
Just post Funny Poems
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WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, wont be annoyed.
Pull out my c hair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesnt rhyme and I dont give a shit. -
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A sailor went to sea
To see what he could see.
But all that he could see
Was sea, sea, sea
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Oh, du happy Christmaszeit,
I am not für dich bereit,
because ich konnte not besorgen,
Presents für den Weihnachtsmorgen,
weil ich habe not viel Cash,
in my pocket, in my Täsch,
maybe you can dieses Year,
later kommen, everywhere,
and Plätzchen i have also not,
because my Ofen ist nicht hot,
and the lecker Weihnachtsbraten,
ist this Year total missraten,
und darum, liebe Christmaszeit,
I am not for you bereit.