The ''You`re Banned'' Game

I ban you with the biggest banhammer.

I ban Michael 'cos, that appears to be quite close to a Thunder Hammer.

I ban u cus there's nothing more ultimate than that.

So, enjoy your achievement.

I ban Michael 'cos, actually, nothing says "you're banned" like S8 AP2 Concussive hit, and that's regular Thunder Hammer.

I ban you cus nothing says ur banned anywhere in that game xD

I ban Michael cuz of all the people here, who here has the actual power to ban tho?

I ban you cus you mean, except me ? And in game? Cus there's no banning on forums, and well, right here in Off Topic section you cant delete posts or stuff, unless it changed lately xD It's out of normal juristiction.

Days late edit:
Instead of banning myself, will say through edit, I'll be away for a while, have fun n good luck.

I ban Michael 'cos, good luck to you too

I ban u cus ok

i ban michael cause good luck to you as well

I ban u cus thanx

Thread was going dead anyway xD

I ban Michael 'cos, a new Hearthstone expansion is coming out this April.

Also won a Warrior mirror match yesterday, via Double C'Thun (it got killed, but I revived it with Doomcaller).

I ban Ajay 'cos i don't play hearthstone, but my guess from what you said about the won match is that you achieved something that was hard to achieve ?

I ban NH 'cos, not really, it was just one free play (i.e. not ranked) match, and Hearthstone is more luck-dependent.
However:
a) My Warrior deck sucks - no legendaries except for C'Thun, not much in terms of popular Warrior cards that aren't basic.I played it because of two daily quests, one to get six wins as Warrior/Paladin, another to play 10 Weapon-type cards.
-Warrior class has access to most Weapon-type cards (Fiery War Axe, Arcanite Reaper, etc)
-My Paladin deck is even WORSE.
b) My opponent had a golden hero meaning they have won at least 500 ranked matches as said hero.

I ban Ajay 'cos in WoW C'Thun was one of the old gods (if i'm not mistaken) so i guess it's a strong card, but one card can't make the deck good.

I ban Night-Hunter 'cos, it is indeed that C'Thun. Any HS player that opens a Whispers of Old Gods expansion booster pack gets a C'Thun card and two Beckoner of Evil cards, though.
By himself, he is pretty weak: 10 mana 6/6, Battlecry: deals damage equal to his Attack randomly spread to all enemies. However, he has a lot of minions that increase his stats, whereever he is - in your deck, in your hand, on the board or dead. For example, Beckoner of Evil is 2 mana 2/3, Battlecry: Give your C'Thun +2/+2 (whereever he is). It does affect his Battlecry barrage. The minions can either be Neutral or Class-specific (e.g.Cult Sorceress is a Mage class card).
So to make C'Thun effective, you need to build a C'Thun deck.

Three other WoW Old Gods are also present as minions.

i ban Ajay, because he wrote too much line for me

I ban Dark for raising this thread.
And yes, i do tend to be long-worded when explaining something.

i ban Ajay because, it's again too long for me

I ban Dark 'cos, oh well.