Corrupt Wish Game

granted, all monopoly money

I wish I had a VW CC Passat

granted, but somebody filled it up to the roof with dung

i wish i had more time for hobbies

granted..... does running around in the streets disguised as a viking count as hobby?

I wish I had the fastest i-net connection on earth

granted, but it felt onto u and died of suffocation

i wish i had a better hobby than running thru the streets disguised as a viking^^

granted, your hobby consists of collecting peoples fingernails

I wish adriana lima didn't marry that ugly guy - instead me!!!

granted, but ur "excitement" has killed u before "first time" by heart attack

i wish Spiky got granted his last wish and it got corrupted

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!!!!!!

(granted)

I wish haegars dinglelidong was stuck in the doors while showering

kk, will try to be nice^^

granted, but now Mrs Haegar is hunting u with her rolling pin for sabotage^^

i wish i had schnitzel and chips for dinner and not some salad

granted, but each day you will have to run at least 10kms ( I guess thats what Mrs Haegar would force you to do^^)

I wish I could shoot with a stinger at least once in my life

lol - 5km distance is the next decent Imbiss^^ (honestly, i do not know why she thinks she needs to take care of her weight - and secondly i don't know why i need to join in...)

granted, but now u r jailed for shooting a civil aircraft

i wish i never had to pay any income taxes or VAT

yeah women are horrible when it comes to their weight... THEY SHOULD LET US IN PEACE WITH OUR BEER BELLYS

granted, instead you pay the same bills for me

missing ur wish, but here's my next one:

i wish u need to pay all my bills

actually I wish you would pay taxes in Belgium (highest in the world) - they try to take addional money from foreigners

I wish I'd find an apartment in maastricht, 30m² and only pay 120 a month for it

granted, but u need to share it with "Tokio Hotel"

granted, but now that doesn't help Belgium to form a new government

i wish i had a life time free petrol supply

granted but you have to get the supply from yourself and the location is somewhere in syberia

I wish I had a hamburger

granted, but it's clamped for illegal parking on the moon's surface

i wish it would be already summer