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There are 344 replies in this Thread. The last Post () by SWAT_OP-R8R.
rofl
lol thats quite good
rofl 
its not even a joke, its true
rofl! 
+1 magnet 
lol
[SIZE=4] Money!![/SIZE]
It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position, but not respect.
It can buy you medicine, but not health.
It can buy you blood, but not life.
[SIZE=3]Money is NOT everything![/SIZE]
I am sending you this message because I am your friend. I care about you greatly and I do not want to see you in pain. My Dear Friend...end your suffering now. Send me all of your money and I will do your suffering for you. I will pick up your burden and offer you relief from your pain. Do it today and you will be happier.
[SIZE=3]Cash and checks are accepted.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]NO CREDIT CARDS, PLEASE! [/SIZE]
lol
tho pretty smart and I'm sure there are ppl who could actually fall for this.
i always knew that not to have money might one day be a benefit to my wellbeing
President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan's."
Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Ha Ha Ha
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and hes the most powerful man in the world !
you talking about me again?
so you are george bush? DAYUM
Gotcha OP
This is one of my favorites!
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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